Tag Archives: Snooki’s Kooka

Jersey Shore Fantasy League: Getting Ready for the Draft

Posted on January 4, 2012 by admin

If you’re reading this then you’re getting ready for your first Jersey Shore Fantasy League Draft. We are pumping our fists with excitement. It’s pretty easy, but there are a few things you should know. Each Jersey Shore Character is … Continue reading →

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Calling all Furry Boot Fashionistas

Posted on October 14, 2011 by admin

Tonight clearly highlighted how fashionable the Jersey Shore cast is, especially those matching black and white fur boots. I give the Meatballs props for wearing them in the club, but if you need your own pair, here’s where to get … Continue reading →

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Jersey Shore Fantasy League Playoffs: Round 1

Posted on October 10, 2011 by admin

Greetings Kooka’s and Kooka Aficionados- The first round of the playoffs is in the books! The top two teams had a bye-week, but the winners of the first round match-ups go on to the Jersey Shore Fantasy League Semi-Finals. @mattsisto … Continue reading →

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How Snooki Fights: Ballin’ and Brawlin’

Posted on October 6, 2011 by admin

As you can see from the above picture, Snooki is a vicious ninja squirrel monkey. She fights with a fury and speed not seen since pre-prison Iron Mike Tyson. Remember when Snooki beat this bitches ass? Put those tears in … Continue reading →

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Jersey Shore Premiere League: The Press Conference

Posted on October 4, 2011 by admin

We’ve spent a ton of time this week conducting press conferences with Premiere League team owners. These owners are the brass of The Jersey Shore Fantasy League, three year owners with rings and top three statuses galore. Going into the … Continue reading →

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Jersey Shore: Links for Kookas

Posted on October 3, 2011 by admin

Just some quick links for you gorilla juice head fist pumping freaks! First: here’s a picture of a serious head butting situation: In case you couldn’t understand/didn’t want to read our Jersey Shore Tax Credit post, here’ s a link … Continue reading →

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A Serious Situation: Week 9 Scores and Premiere League Standings

Posted on October 3, 2011 by admin

From the office of the Jersey Shore Fantasy League Commissioner: Vinny is slick mobbin. Jionni is a f***in wankster. S409 “Three Men and a Snooki” Vinny: 57.5 0:23 – playing a prank – 3 0:23 – intentional nudity – 7 … Continue reading →

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Snooki’s Weight-Loss: The Insider Story

Posted on September 29, 2011 by admin

We actually have no insider information… but we’ll pretend like we do. Snooki: The Dramatic Weight Loss Story From the Department of Mental Health, it’s estimated that 8 million Americans have eating disorders- seven million women and one million men. … Continue reading →

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Sammi and Ronnie: The Relationship that Defines a Generation

Posted on September 28, 2011 by admin

Every generation has a couple that defines their life and times. In the fifties it was Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio. The sixties had Sonny and Cher. The seventies had Pat and Richard Nixon, the eighties belonged to Rob Lowe … Continue reading →

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Year of the Meatball: Week 8 Premiere League Scores

Posted on September 26, 2011 by admin

Look at those delicious meatballs. Don’t you want to dive right in? But we’re not talking about the above delicious meatballs. We’re talking about these meatballs: These meatballs gross us out. But they’re also absolutely killing the Jersey Shore Fantasy … Continue reading →

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