Tag Archives: Scores

Meatball Mayhem (Domestic Version): Week 3 Points and Standings

In the first two episodes of this season, Fantasy Owners had to wonder what they’d gotten themselves into with their first round Deena pick. During the draft one of the owners tweeted something along the lines of “She’s ugly, no … Continue reading

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I Feel Tanorexic: Jersey Shore Fantasy League Scores and Leaderboard

The first episode is in the books. A huge showing from DJ Pauly D and Snooki. Typically first episodes are filler with little action. But this time we saw hook ups in the least expected places. DJ Pauly D may … Continue reading

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Premiere League Scores: Semi-Final Match-Ups

This was a big week. It was a heated battle in the two semi-final matches and the winning teams are prepared for what’s ahead of them: Super JSFL Bowl Week. We’re looking forward to media day. But first, for our … Continue reading

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Situation Problems: Week 11 Raw Scores Are Here

This situation is getting out of control: Technically the above situation was a situation that unfolded last summer, but this situation happened in Italy. Basically the situation is dire. The Italians have had enough of our guidos, and the guidos … Continue reading

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Jersey Shore Fantasy League Playoffs: Round 1

Greetings Kooka’s and Kooka Aficionados- The first round of the playoffs is in the books! The top two teams had a bye-week, but the winners of the first round match-ups go on to the Jersey Shore Fantasy League Semi-Finals. @mattsisto … Continue reading

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A Serious Situation: Week 9 Scores and Premiere League Standings

From the office of the Jersey Shore Fantasy League Commissioner: Vinny is slick mobbin. Jionni is a f***in wankster. S409 “Three Men and a Snooki” Vinny: 57.5 0:23 – playing a prank – 3 0:23 – intentional nudity – 7 … Continue reading

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Year of the Meatball: Week 8 Premiere League Scores

Look at those delicious meatballs. Don’t you want to dive right in? But we’re not talking about the above delicious meatballs. We’re talking about these meatballs: These meatballs gross us out. But they’re also absolutely killing the Jersey Shore Fantasy … Continue reading

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Meatball Mayhem: Week 7 Raw Scores

Here are the raw scores from the episode in which the meatballs lezzed out and the arrest got teased out: S407 “Meatball Mashup” Snooki: 56.5 0:03 – late for work – 1 0:03 – yelled at by boss – 2 … Continue reading

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The Return of Single Ronnie: Pre-VMA Scores and Standings are Here!

My kooka friends- What a week it’s been. We had an article all about us (kind of) in a local newspaper. So yeah, the JSFL is saving the state of Vermont. More or less. But seriously, none of this would … Continue reading

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Pre-VMA Show: Raw Scores are Heah!

What’s up Gorilla Juice-heads/Xenadrine addicts? We’ve got some raw scores for you to check out before your afternoon work-out. Gotta stay FTD with some good ol’ fashioned GTL action. Raw Scores are Heah! From the Office of the Commissioner, @Ckalange:  … Continue reading

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