Tag Archives: Points

Meatball Mayhem (Domestic Version): Week 3 Points and Standings

In the first two episodes of this season, Fantasy Owners had to wonder what they’d gotten themselves into with their first round Deena pick. During the draft one of the owners tweeted something along the lines of “She’s ugly, no … Continue reading

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I Feel Tanorexic: Jersey Shore Fantasy League Scores and Leaderboard

The first episode is in the books. A huge showing from DJ Pauly D and Snooki. Typically first episodes are filler with little action. But this time we saw hook ups in the least expected places. DJ Pauly D may … Continue reading

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Jersey Shore Fantasy League Playoffs: Round 1

Greetings Kooka’s and Kooka Aficionados- The first round of the playoffs is in the books! The top two teams had a bye-week, but the winners of the first round match-ups go on to the Jersey Shore Fantasy League Semi-Finals. @mattsisto … Continue reading

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Return of the Snooki: Week 10 Raw Scores

From the office of the Jersey Shore Fantasy League Commissioner: Not a ton of scoring took place…between Snooki’s ridiculous sequence with Vinny/Mike/J-Woww/Jionni, and the boys’ trip to Sicily to meet Vin’s distant relatives and stuff their faces with bread and … Continue reading

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Year of the Meatball: Week 8 Premiere League Scores

Look at those delicious meatballs. Don’t you want to dive right in? But we’re not talking about the above delicious meatballs. We’re talking about these meatballs: These meatballs gross us out. But they’re also absolutely killing the Jersey Shore Fantasy … Continue reading

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Where is my Boyfriend? Week 8 Raw Scores

From the Office of the JSFL Commissioner: On Snooki’s Crying Points and Distribution: The better part of S408′s second half features Snooki crying over drama with Jionni, stemming from his displeasure with her kooka hanging out on the dance floor. … Continue reading

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JSFL Bracketology 101 with Dr. B

Hello again, beautiful people, and welcome to another installment of JSFL Bracketology 101 with Dr. B. I know it’s been far too long, but as we approach the final three weeks of the regular season (think of this time as … Continue reading

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Meatball Mayhem: Week 7 Premiere League Scores are Heah!!!

Last week’s episode was another epic performance by Team Meatball. I think what we’re seeing now is a shift in how Jersey Shore scoring works: points used to be based on the boys being man-whores. Snooki is a force to … Continue reading

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Meatball Mayhem: Week 7 Raw Scores

Here are the raw scores from the episode in which the meatballs lezzed out and the arrest got teased out: S407 “Meatball Mashup” Snooki: 56.5 0:03 – late for work – 1 0:03 – yelled at by boss – 2 … Continue reading

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Fist Pump, Pushup, Chapstick: Scores are Heah!!!

Disclaimer: I am a terrible JSFL CEO. These are scores from two weeks ago. Aka the week after the VMA. This is unacceptable to me, and it should piss you off too. I’m hoping we get caught up by this … Continue reading

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