Category Archives: Scores

Where is my Boyfriend? Week 8 Raw Scores

Posted on September 26, 2011 by admin

From the Office of the JSFL Commissioner: On Snooki’s Crying Points and Distribution: The better part of S408′s second half features Snooki crying over drama with Jionni, stemming from his displeasure with her kooka hanging out on the dance floor. … Continue reading →

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Meatball Mayhem: Week 7 Premiere League Scores are Heah!!!

Posted on September 20, 2011 by admin

Last week’s episode was another epic performance by Team Meatball. I think what we’re seeing now is a shift in how Jersey Shore scoring works: points used to be based on the boys being man-whores. Snooki is a force to … Continue reading →

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Meatball Mayhem: Week 7 Raw Scores

Posted on September 20, 2011 by admin

Here are the raw scores from the episode in which the meatballs lezzed out and the arrest got teased out: S407 “Meatball Mashup” Snooki: 56.5 0:03 – late for work – 1 0:03 – yelled at by boss – 2 … Continue reading →

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Fist Pump, Pushup, Chapstick: Scores are Heah!!!

Posted on September 19, 2011 by admin

Disclaimer: I am a terrible JSFL CEO. These are scores from two weeks ago. Aka the week after the VMA. This is unacceptable to me, and it should piss you off too. I’m hoping we get caught up by this … Continue reading →

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Fist Pump, Pushup, Chapstick: Week 6 Raw Scores

Posted on September 14, 2011 by admin

From the office of the Jersey Shore Fantasy League Commissioner: S406: “Fist Pump, Pushup, Chapstick” Scoring Snooki: 14 0:04 – Trying to speak Italian “laundria” – 1 0:13 – Calls Jionni – 1 0:40 – Sloppy mess (unknowingly fighting Deena … Continue reading →

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The Return of Single Ronnie: Pre-VMA Scores and Standings are Here!

Posted on September 6, 2011 by admin

My kooka friends- What a week it’s been. We had an article all about us (kind of) in a local newspaper. So yeah, the JSFL is saving the state of Vermont. More or less. But seriously, none of this would … Continue reading →

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Pre-VMA Show: Raw Scores are Heah!

Posted on August 30, 2011 by admin

What’s up Gorilla Juice-heads/Xenadrine addicts? We’ve got some raw scores for you to check out before your afternoon work-out. Gotta stay FTD with some good ol’ fashioned GTL action. Raw Scores are Heah! From the Office of the Commissioner, @Ckalange:  … Continue reading →

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Lesbihonest: Week 4 Scores and Standings are Here!

Posted on August 26, 2011 by admin

Gorilla Juice-heads and Club Rats- Scores are Heah! We posted the scorecard this morning so if you want to check that again please click HERE and it’ll open in a new window. Now here’s the beef! Individual Player Scores Deena: … Continue reading →

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Week 4 Scores are Heerrrrre

Posted on August 26, 2011 by admin

The CEO is hammering out final tallies for Quick Play and Full League now, but without further delay, here are the raw scores from last night: Deena: 24.5 0:15 – Crying (porch) – 4 0:17 – Crying (in bed+panic attack) … Continue reading →

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The Epic Return of the Blast in a Glass: Week 3 Team Points and Standings

Posted on August 19, 2011 by admin

We’re still digesting what happened last night. Can you believe the monster episode Deena put up???? The commissioner is going to address his scoring in greater detail over the weekend. There’s a lot to discuss about bringing home randoms, hook-ups, … Continue reading →

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