We know we’re a little late with this post, but in our defense we’ve been drinking way too much Ron Ron Juice. What happened last week?
- Pauly got his bling stolen
- Ron made Ron-Ron Juice and then disappeared with Sammi for the episode
- The Situation showed us a new creepy side wherein he is obsessed with getting Jionni to wear his underwear
We’re going to talk more about this in the podcast I’m sure but how creepy is the Situation? I feel like I write that all the time. But Snooki asked to borrow a shirt. Then the Situation followed her around insisting that he take his underwear too. Bro, I banged your girl and now you’re wearing my underwear! It’s like my dick is your dick! In your face!
The shit is just weird.
I also have the unpleasant feeling that all this is staged. They’ve advanced to a whole different level of camera action. The scene where it was most obvious was when Vinny was talking to Danny about his sudden and over-whelming anxiety. Anyone else notice how eerily similar that particular scene was to something from the Hills? It even had the terrible acting!
Speaking of terrible acting, you know it’s scripted when Pauly D and Ronnie are trying to convince Vinny to stay. Guys, just stick to getting drunk please and banging randoms please.
But I digress. Sorry for ripping the episode, I didn’t hate it as much as this write-up might suggest. Now let’s do some points like Deena does sex (after this picture of Jwoww). We’re also going to include some notes on scoring after the scores. ANYWAYS….
Situation’s Underwear: Week 2 Scores
Vinny: 31Late to Work – 3 “Situation” – 1 “Roommate” – 1 “Roommates” – 1 Leave Show – 25
DJ Pauly D: 26Bring Home Random – 5 Hook-Up – 15 Make-Out – 5 “Situation” – 1
Situation: 21Bring Home Random – 5 “Situation” – 1 Hook-Up – 15
Snooki: 18Call BF – 1 “Roommate” – 1 Accidental Indecency- 8 Sloppy Mess – 3 Make-Out – 5
Deena: 10Make-Out – 5 Bring Home Random – 5
A Note on Scoring: There were a few possible points of contention in this weeks episode, as well as a clarification for how Vinny’s “Leave the Show” points will work.
The first was a Situation hook up before the first commercial break that is not accounted for here. We saw him bring home the random, but aside from her walking in the door, we saw little else. Similarly, the same girl came over later in the episode (no longer a random) but we did see a flash of them in bed and her leaving in the morning. We chose in this instance to count the Hook-Up but not the random.
We also saw Deena make-out with and bring home a random, but didn’t reward Hook-Up points. In most instances with Deena she will say that she smooshed or gave up the Golden Kooka Ticket. There just wasn’t enough evidence to give her the hook-up this time around.
Finally, Vinny’s leaving the show points will work like this going forward: he’s been rewarded 25 points for leaving. Each week he’s gone will see a declining point value starting at 10 points and subtracting one point every week he’s gone. For instance, if he isn’t featured on camera AT ALL next week he will earn 10 points. If in week 4 he isn’t featured at all, he’ll earn 9, 8 in week five, 7 in week 6, etc… The catch is that if he’s featured on Camera, he’s active for the episode and earns points like everyone else. Adjust your strategy accordingly.
Premiere League Team Scores and Standings after this HOTTT Deena bikini picture…
How good looking is she?????
Premiere League Team Scores@ckalange: Star DJ (52), play Snooki (18), Deena (10), Sitch (21) = 101 @notpinnock: Star Snooki (36), play Sitch (21), Sammi (0), DJ (26) = 83 @colin_pagnam: Star Sitch (42), play Vinny (31), Ronnie (0), Jwoww (0) = 73 @poloshot: Star Deena (20), play Vinny (31), Sitch (21), Jwoww (0) = 72 @kingsburyq: Star Snooki (36), play Vinny (31), Sammi (0), Jwoww(0) = 67 @twsamph: Star Snooki (36), play Ronnie (0), Sammi (0), DJ (26) = 62 @mattsisto: Star Deena (20), Vinny (31), Ronnie (0), Sammi (0) = 51 @jej2112: Star Deena (20), DJ (26), Jwoww (0), Ronnie (0) = 46
Premiere League Standings
- @ckalange – 181
- @notpinnock – 159
- @twsamph – 136
- @kingsburyq – 109
- @poloshot – 96
- @colin_pagnam – 89
- @jej2112 – 85
- @mattsisto – 68