This was a big week. It was a heated battle in the two semi-final matches and the winning teams are prepared for what’s ahead of them: Super JSFL Bowl Week. We’re looking forward to media day. But first, for our non-Premiere League participants, here’s a distractingly slutty picture of Jwoww:
Now that we’ve taken care of business, let’s get on to some scores! If you need a reminder of the scorecard from the past episode, you can find it here.
Champion’s Bracket Line-Ups and Scores@ckalange: Star Snooki (50), Deena (19) and Sammi (1) = 70 @KingsburyQ: Star Snooki (50), Ronnie (0) and Pauly (7) = 57 @mattsisto: Star Snooki (50), Vinny (0) and Ronnie (0) = 50 @NotPinnock: Star Deena (38), Situation (2) and Pauly (7) = 47
Consolation Braket Line-Ups and Scores@Bernietheballer: Star Deena (38), Snooki (25) and Ronnie (0) = 63 @nikkimarkow: Star Snooki (50), Vinny (0) and Sammi (1) = 51 @ghostofpropjoe: Star Deena (38), Situation (2) and Vinny (0) = 40 @mikedashin: Star Vinny (0), Situation (2) and Deena (19) = 21 @owen_crowther: Star Ronnie (0), Situation (2) and Sammi (1) = 3 @poloshot: Star Jwoww (0), Vinny (0) and Sammi (1) = 1
The Champion’s Bracket Semi-Final Scores
The lovely @kingsburyq played her heart out this year. After a tough start her team took off. Her match-ups were all close; she lead the league in ties and, rookie or no, making it to the semi-finals is an achievement. Way to go!
@ckalange is another story. If he wins this week, he’s the New York Yankees, the Boston Celtics, and the Montreal Canadiens combined. Let’s all focus our negative energy on him this week!
@KingsburyQ 57 v. @ckalange 70
@NotPinnock started his season with a roar. And finished with a whimper. He had it all: Deena, Situation, DJ Pauly D (oh wait…). But in the end it wasn’t enough. After a first round bye, @NotPinnock hammered out a 47 and headed to the golf course. That said, he was a fierce competitor and we can’t wait to see him out there next season. We just had to talk a little shit first since we’re drinking.
@mattsisto has lucked into his spot this year. His first round “blunder” taking Snooki panned out for him in the later rounds, but the beginning of the season was all lucky match-ups. His semi-final opponent deserved it more, but as luck would have it, @mattsisto advances.
@mattsisto 50 v. @notpinnock 47
The Consolation Bracket
The consolation bracket had a few notable stars: @nikkimarkow managed to finish her season 5-1. Had she managed a few wins earlier in the season we might be talking about her up top. As it is, she joins the other infamous Consolation Bracket stars. Similarly, a little more roster management from @bernie the baller would have made a huge difference for his season. But so it goes…
@mikedashin 21 v. @ghostofpropjoe 40
@nikkimarkow 51 v. @bernietheballer 63
@poloshot 1 v. @owen_crowther 3
Next up: The Championship Post. Stick with the JSFL. We invented Reality Television Fantasy Leagues. The JSFL: Where Champions Come to Play.