Fist Pump, Pushup, Chapstick: Scores are Heah!!!

Disclaimer: I am a terrible JSFL CEO. These are scores from two weeks ago. Aka the week after the VMA. This is unacceptable to me, and it should piss you off too. I’m hoping we get caught up by this Jerzday and I can stay  more on top of it. Sadly, I can’t even blame the Commissioner or the Dr. of Bracketology. The blame falls solely on me. I’m a horrible Chief Exec

Having said that, I’m in second place bitches! Let’s do this thang.

The episode we’re scoring today is the one from two weeks ago. You may remember it as “the one in which the meatballs got in a fight at the club/Deena brought home a dude who got hickies from his sister/Ron and Sam made out at the club/FIST PUMP, PUSHUP, CHAPSTICK.” Click Here for the raw scores.

The biggest story this week is @ckalange’s 7-0 run since starting 0-4. It should give heart to those on the bottom half of the board that a turn-around is only a week or two in the making. Given how tightly packed everyone is now, there is nothing stopping a lower-half team from making a quick run to get into the playoffs. And once the playoffs are here… that’s why you play the game.

Individual Player Scores

Snooki: 14
Deena: 13
Sitch: 8
Ronnie: 7.5
Sammi: 7.5
Pauly D: 4
Vinny: 3
Jwoww: 1
 

Week 6 Line-Ups and Points

@ckalange: Snooki star (28), Ronnie (7.5), Deena (13) = 48.5
@bernietheballer: Deena star (26), Ronnie (7.5), Snooki (14) = 47.5
@KingsburyQ: Snooki star (28), Pauly D (4), Ronnie (7.5) = 39.5
@NikkiMarkow: Snooki star (28), Vinny (3), Sammi (7.5) = 38.5
@ghostofpropjoe: Deena star (26), Pauly D (4), Vinny (3) = 33
@notpinnock: Sitch star (16), Deena (13), Pauly D (4) = 33
@mattsisto: Ronnie star (15), Snooki (14), Pauly D (4) = 33
@poloshot: Sammi star (15), Vinny (3), Situation (8) = 26
@owen_crowther: Sitch star (16), Ronnie (7.5), Jwoww (1) = 24.5
@mikedashin: Vinny star (6), Pauly D (4), Deena (13) = 23
 

Week 6 Box Scores (Winning Teams in Bold, ties in Red)

@KingsburyQ 39.5 v. @poloshot 26
@KingsburyQ 39.5 v. @NikkiMarkow 38.5
 
@Bernietheballer 47.5 v. @ckalange 48.5
@Bernietheballer 47.5 v. @mikedashin 23
 
@ckalange 48.5 v. @notpinnock 33
@ckalange 48.5 v. @bernietheballer 47.5
 
@poloshot 26 v. @KingsburyQ 39.5
@poloshot 26 v. @owen_crowther 24.5
 
@nikkimarkow 38.5 v. @KingsburyQ 39.5
@nikkimarkow 38.5 v. @ghostofpropjoe 33
 
@mattsisto 33 v. ghostofpropjoe 33
 
@ghostofpropjoe 33 v. @nikkimarkow 39.5
@ghostofpropjoe 33 v. @mattsisto 33
 
@mikedashin 23 v. @bernietheballer 47.5
 
@owen_crowther 24.5 v. @poloshot 26
 
@notpinnock 33 v. @ckalange 48.5
 

Standing after Week6

  1. @NotPinnock – 8-2-1 - (468 points)
  2. @mattsisto – 7-3-1 - (384.5 points)
  3. @ckalange – 7-4 - (484.5 points)
  4. @ghostofpropjoe – 5-4-2 - (469 points)
  5. @KingsburyQ – 6-5 - (362 points)
  6. @owen_crowther – 5-6 - (404 points)
  7. @poloshot – 5-6 - (357 points)
  8. @mikedashin – 4-7 - (429 points)
  9. @bernietheballer – 4-7 - (354.5 points)
  10. @nikkimarkow – 2-9 - (216 points)
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The leader board is coming together nicely. As mentioned earlier, @ckalange’s 7-0 run after starting 0-4 is the top story league-wide. It should give heart to those on the bottom that the playoffs are not out of reach. We’ll get the scores up for last week too. Take care of yourselves, you dirty gorillas.

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